What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?